would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
(via circumcising)
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
(via quicksand-pulls-me-under)
I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
(via dustinyoungg)
(via dustinyoungg)
i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry
(via fakinggsmiles)
(via funnierthanjesus)
(via yeaahhhchristina)
send me these things
✹ - I cannot stand you.
✰- I need advice.
❥- Put a photo?
♣ - I hate your tumblr.
● - I admire you very much.
♥ - Will you marry me?
✿ﾟ - I love you.
☺ - I’m too ashamed to talk to you.
ღ - Wish you were mine.
△ - You are ridiculous.
✾ - Your tumblr is one of my favorites!
₪ - Leave tumblr. You are weak.
~ - Three Favorite groups?
♔ - Age?
★ - Sexual Orientation?
❈ - Last song you listened?
▲ - Favorite Number?
✖ - Your perfect girl/boy?
(via try-not-to-lose-yourself)
how could u not reblog this
If I didn’t know this was batman, I would have said it looked like a mans slow decent into madness
Yes, you’re right. That’s batman…
This is perfect
yes, batman. you’re so right.
(via try-not-to-lose-yourself)
I hope I can put that on my tombstone when I die
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(via bazga)
